PERPLEXING HOLES!
Well, it’s been a fine few days down here in the…uh…what’s this state’s nickname? Lemme look it up. Oh, the Constitution State! Hm. Guess that’s okay. Its original name was Quinnehtukqut, which I think they should have kept. Sounds like Klingons founded the place or something.
Yeah. Anyway, I still haven’t really unpacked beyond dropping all my shit on the floor (again, my backpack, not actual shit). It’s nice here at Jamie and Andrea’s. Very comfortable and homey, and probably the ideal place to start this thing I’m doing. Hell, I feel like I could just stay here for four months! And if they don’t want me to, I’ll just hide in the bushes next to the garage! HAH!
Umm…so, I went minigolfing with Andrea at Golf Land! According to their website, they have 18 PERPLEXING HOLES, which is the name of a porn movie I downloaded once, I think. Really, the most perplexing thing about their minigolf course is the fact that the guy who designed the holes thinks that "difficult" means "walking in a straight line". The place really wasn't too complex. But I had a lot of fun!
Later we...uh. I don't remember. I think we met Jamie for dinner? Or...huh. I'm actually writing this two weeks later and trying to play catch up, so cut me some slack, okay?