Generally Discontent

So yeah, at some point during the Christmas party, I turned my camera on and recorded a video of Johnnie telling us about when he shot a black guy with his air rifle. Apparently, the guy bitched Johnnie out because he hadn't put his trash out on the sidewalk, as the new trash laws said to do. So Johnnie got riled up and shot the guy. Enjoy!

(right click, save as, please!)

Here's a transcript, as best as I can understand it.

Johhnie: "...I didn't know that. So the big fucking...mool (?). Allright? Big black motherfucker...(something)...comes beating on my door, says, 'Laws changed! Ya gotta bring your shit out to the street!" You probably wasn't even born yet. I'm telling ya! I-I was a guy that...tried to make things right. Anyway, he rousted me up and I (something). Right?

"So, I took aim at him. Pumped my pellet gun about fifty times. Caught him in the neck, I swear to God, he thought a bee that big got him (gestures the size of the big bee), (something) over the garbage truck. My roomate, that was there, snitched me out. I got put on proba-"

Mike: "What??"

Johnnie: "Yeah. You don't even know! Anyway, I did my time. (something) I did my time. Never made it to 'Nam. Would've, I'd have been- Well, I'm still a Corps man. Okay?

But uh. Anyway, I'm just glad I got to talk to you guys. About THINGS."

Special thanks to my main dawg Porzio for his mad video compression skills!