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Hey, how you doin?

Oh, hello!

What's up? How have you been? Good, good, that's good to hear. Hm? Oh, what have I been up to? Well, not a whole lot, I suppose, not that that's a bad thing. I was pretty hungover after the Christmas party last Saturday. Yeah, too much of the rum and not enough of the food and water. I always do that.

The week's been a quiet one, and I've spent waaay too much sitting in front of the laptop. Seriously, it's pretty lame. I mean, I'm pretty lame. I'm going to make a concerted effort to get out and do stuff next week, though. Admittedly, the weather hasn't been so fantastic, kinda cool and rainy, but I guess I can't complain since my peeps up in Massachusetts are getting snow dumped on them and shit. I can't wait to join them!

Yeah, it's kinda fucked up. Just over a week left, now. I can't really believe it... I feel like once I leave here, I'll be heading off to someplace new. But nope, just going home. Though I suppose it'll feel kinda new since I've been gone so long. That feeling should last approximately 2.3 seconds, I imagine, before I get all comfy again. Eh. Gonna try to make that not happen though. If anything, I should use all I've learned over the last few months to motivate myself to, y'know, do something with my life. Heh. We'll see.

Man, I'm babbling, huh? You want another drink? Okay, just a minute...

...stupid bartender. Hey, uh, you look pretty good, by the way. No, I totally mean it. You look...y'know. You look good! Yeah...

Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, what I've been doing. Well, like I said, it's been a quiet week down here in Tampa. Aside from sitting on my ass, I've gone out a few times with Mike and Becky, gone out to dinner and stuff. Yeah, they're awesome. I'm having a great time hanging out with them. I think you'd like them! Last night, we watched The 40 Year Old Virgin, and that was really funny! Have you seen it? Oh, yeah, you should. It's really good... I can totally sympathize with the guy, too, y'know. Man, I need to get laid, y'know? Heh, I mean, just a one night stand or something, you know what I mean? You, uh, so are you seeing anyone right n-

Christmas? Uh, yeah, I guess I'm looking forward to it. Um. Oh...uh... Well, Becky sorta abruptly decided she wanted to get a Christmas tree, so I went out with her to get one and then sat there watching her trim it. I guess I'm not so good at trimming trees, I don't know. Maybe I'm just lazy, heh!

Wow, this drink is strong. Heh. Damn, you're really looking good...

Ah, yeah. So tonight we're going out with some of Mike and Becky's friends for a belated birthday dinner. That should be fun, but I can't drink too much since we gotta get up early tomorrow. We're going to the Universal Islands of Adventure, I think. Or Universal Studios, one of those things, I dunno. Yeah, no, not going to Disney, I don't think. That shit's expensive! Yeah, yeah, I hear it's nice. I wouldn't mind seeing Epcot at some point in my life, but I'm really not in a huge rush to get out there. I'm not even a big Disney fan or anything. Did you know that Walt Disney was a Nazi sympathizer? How sick is that?

Oh...you're a...you're a Nazi sympathizer too, huh? Well, uh. Hey, that's...cool. Different strokes, right? Hah!

Um, did you want another drink?

Oh...yeah, sure, okay. No, that's cool! Sorry to keep you here so long. Hey, have a good night, okay? Sure was good seeing you! You have my number? Yeah, it's- Oh, sure, you can get it from- uh. Okay then. Bye!

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