Potato Poll!
Because my friend Carly is dying from the avian flu, I will honor her request to put up a poll on who's potato looks better. Sound strange? Yes, yes it is. But why the hell not?
First up, Carly's potato, which is from Turkey:
Carly says: "My potato definitely wins. And it had lots of good stuff in it, like sausage and cheese and peas and ketchup and mayo." She also said she'd kick me in the nuts if I said she smelled like poo, so she is clearly insane.
And now, my potato, which is from Maine, which is in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:
I say: "Vote for my damn potato! It's my friggin website! Why do you hate me!? Stop crying, Mommy!" I am also clearly insane.
So there you go. Run to the polls or call our toll-free voting hotline and vote for your favorite potato! Or, since there are no polls or a toll-free voting hotline, you can just say which one looks better by posting a comment. You could win up to ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN PRIZES!!!!!!!!